A Guy Enters A Bar At The Top Of A Skyscraper...
When he enters, the first thing he notices is a drunk man drinking who then says: "IMMA DO IT AGAIN". The drunk man procceeds to jump out of the window. The first man gets totally shocked, but he gets more shocked when he sees the man who jumped getting back through the door completely fine. He then asks the drunk man: "How did you do that? We are so high up!" The drunk man says: "Idk each time I drink one of these, it happens". Then the drunk man procceeds to drink a beer and jump again out of the window The first man watches him fall and stop almost before hitting the ground, then he says: "I gotta try this!" He drinks a beer, jumps and dies crashing to the ground. Later, the drunk man comes back into the bar laughing and the barman says to him: "You are SO annoying when you are drunk Superman..."
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