A man visits a doctor during a safari…

The doctor, a proper former Oxford graduate and English colonial type with the side parting and a handlebar moustache asks him ‘What’s wrong?’ The tourist says, ‘Well Doctor, it’s a very embarrassing issue to be honest.’ Doctor: ‘Well, I have been a doctor for over 25 years, there isn’t anything I haven’t seen! What is it man?’ The tourist drops his trousers and his arsehole is the size of a dinner plate…. Doctor: ‘Goodness me man, what happened to you?’ Tourist: ‘Well Doctor, I was in the High Veld, away from the safari tour and I was raped by an African Bull Elephant!’ The Doctor twists his moustache thoughtfully and says, ‘Well….in my time in Africa, with all my experience, I know that African Bull Elephants have a very very long, but a very thin penis.’ The tourist looks at him despondently, and says: ‘Yes Doctor, but the bastard fingered me first…’