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Golf dog

A man invites a new friend to play a round of golf. When the arrive at the first tee, the friend has a small dog with him. At the first green the friend sinks a twenty foot putt, the little dog yaps and dances around. The man tells his friend how fantastic the dog is, then ask “What does he do when you miss a putt?” The friend replies “ Somersaults.” The man ask “How many somersaults does he do?” The friend says “Depends on how hard I kick him.”

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