Russian soldiers marching

**There are some Russian soldiers marching They hear a voice shout from over a hill,** **“I bet one Ukrainian can beat ten Russians!” The Russian sergeant, thinking that it would be** **easy, sent ten men over the hill to fight. They heard a fighting and noise. No Russian soldiers came** **back. After a minute they heard the voice again, “I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 100 Russians!”** **The sergeant, getting more annoyed now, decided to send some of his men over, to finish this Ukrainian off. After a while of noise and bangs, no Russian soldiers came back, and the voice shouted again, “I bet 1 Ukrainian can beat 1000 Russians!” The sergeant, thinking that 1 soldier could not possibly beat 1000, sent his troops over. Again, there was lots of noise, but then, silence.** **1 Russian soldier returned this time, bloody and bruised, barely walking. The soldier said:** **“Don’t send any more men over; there’s actually 2 Ukrainians.”**