A rabbit walks into a pharmacy

“Carrots, have you got carrots?”, he asks. The pharmacist replies: “No, this is a pharmacy. If you want carrots you should check out the grocery store.” On the next day the rabbit comes back and asks: “Carrots, have you got carrots?” The pharmacist replies: “No, I told you yesterday, this is a pharmacy. You can get carrots at the grocery store.” On the next day the rabbit comes back again and asks: “Carrots, have you got carrots?” The pharmacist loses it. He beats the shit out of the rabbit. The rabbit crawls out of the pharmacy leaving his teeth behind on the floor. A few days later the rabbit comes back and ask: “Carrot juithe, have you got carrot juithe?” (It’s funnier in Turkish and when you hear it. Reading the lisp is not as funny as hearing it)