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The laws to get to heaven are new!

They changed the rules to get into heaven and get passed Saint Peter and the pearly gates; you just need to have died in an interesting way. So three men show up before Peter. Peter asks the first man how did you die? Man says "well you see i live on the 22nd floor of a high rise apartment complex. I got home and started doing my normal workout out on the balcony and got a little carried away on the exercise bike got light headed and fell over the railing. Luckily i caught the railing on the balcony below mine. This crazy man comes out starts yelling and cursing and start beating me up and i fell off the balcony all the way to the ground. The bushes must have broken my fall because i was still alive somehow. Well i start trying to get up and i can hear this guy starts losing it. I looked up and here is this guy and this refrigerator. Well i then woke up here." Peter: wow thats insane come on in! 2nd man walks up. Peter how did you die? 2nd man: well you see i am a very jealous man and i came home and could tell my wife had just been sleeping with another man. I just couldnt take it! I started search for this guy! I looked everywhere. I heard a noise out on the balcony. I go out and this guy is hanging on the ledge and i just start swinging. Well he fell off the balcony. I looked over the edge and and i saw he was still alive. I just lost it! I grabbed the first thing i could find that was heavy the refrigerator. I pushed it over the edge. Well the cord wrapped around foot and dragged me over the side. And the next thing i know here i am. Peter: wow thats insane come on in! 3rd man walks up. Peter how did you die? 3rd man: well you see i was minding my own business naked in this refrigerator and then Bam! Here i am.

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