Putin dies and goes to hell. He’s gets a day off for good behavior…
So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender: -Is Crimea ours? -Yes, it is. -And the Donbas? -Also ours. -KViv? -We got that too. Satisfied, he drinks and asks: -Thanks. How much do I owe you? -5 euros.
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