A New Arm
Jimmy lost his right arm in the Battle of Flimflam, so he went to the new arm store and they give him a price. “2000 units?” He says. “Are you from Blizbop 7? That’s outrageous.” Jimmy leaves the store and asks where he get it cheaper. “Well if you want it cheap itll have to be pre-used” says a passing Forbflag, “you’ll have to go to a second hand store.”
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