Bono and u2 were performing at a gig in scotland

And as you all will know, bono is a cause celebre for all sorts of charity aid, world peace, ending hunger, heal the world etc that sort of thing. He jets around the world having concerts and all that for the benefit of others and frequently raises this at his concerts. He begins this concert like any other; with a great deal of flourish and theatricality, hushing the crowd to silence. He begins with a slow clap. He pauses for 6 whole seconds before clapping again. He does this again and again for about a full minute. Having captured the full attention of the audience, He reaches into the microphone and speaks. "Every time i clap my hands, a child in africa dies of hunger." He pauses again for dramatic effect and flair, to let the message and solemnity of the situation sink in. Before he can clap again, a heavily scottish accented voice yells back at him over the crowd "WELL STOP IT DEN YER EVIL BASTARD"