I Shat

i just shat so hard that the velocity of the shit broke through the fucking wall. it was like taylor swifts jet. it fucking blew out of my ass at 120 mph and crashed into the wall. i expected that to be the end, but no. it broke a hole through the wall, straight into my moms room. everything was coated in shit. and of course after hearing the "BFFFBLRBFFF" sound, my mother woke up to find a new brown dye on everything she owns. she tried to move to yell at me, but my shit had become sentient and was holding her down. she could only lay and scream. my shit went so far that it went straight through the neighbors house all the way into the next neighborhood over. everyone in the town will know about my shit in a few hours. im no longer welcome here. i can hear creaming. i can also hear screaming. i dont know what to do. i dont know where to go. im walking out of my house now, with no idea what the future holds.