The smallest penis

*John: insert name of person you tell the joke to. So three guys sits at a bar. First one goes - “I have the smallest feet in the world!” The other guys take a look at his feet and acknowledges his statement - “sure you’re feet must be the smallest in the world!” Second guy then says - “well, I have the smallest hands in the world!” The other guys take a look at his hands and acknowledges his statement - “sure you’re hands must be the smallest in the world!” Third guy takes down his pants and shows his penis, saying - “sure you have the smallest feet and hands. But I have the smallest penis in the world!” The other guys take a look and sure - “this must be the smallest penis in the world!” The next day the three guys confidently decides to check their statements and goes to the Guinness world records to make it official. First guy comes out happy and screams - “yes! I have the worlds smallest hands!” Second guy equally happy - “it’s official! I have the worlds smallest feet!” Third guy comes out looking not as happy. With an angry slur shouts - “who the f@#% is *John!” Tell the joke to someone and replace John with their name.