An old man walks into a library

He walks up to the librarian and says “Get me a scotch.” The librarian says, “Sir this is a library, not a bar.” “Oh I’m sorry.” the old man replies, and he leans in to whisper Get me a scotch

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An old man walks into a library

He walks up to the librarian and says “Get me a scotch.” The librarian says, “Sir this is a library, not a bar.” “Oh I’m sorry.” the old man replies, and he leans in to whisper *Get me a scotch*

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He walks up to the librarian and says “Get me a scotch.” The librarian says, “Sir this is a library, not a bar.” “Oh I’m sorry.” the old man replies, and he leans in to whisper Get me a scotch