The guy has a birthday
His girlfriend decides to give him her virginity as a birthday present. She enters the room completely naked, with a cute ribbon bow right on her pussy and says "Here is your birthday gift!" "All right", he says with a sigh and folds his sleeve to the elbow. "How deep is it?"
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