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One day a blind man goes to restaurant

The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu The blind man says: “no, I am blind, just bring me a dirty fork and I will smell it and order”. The server, confused, goes to the kitchen, and brings back a dirty fork. The blind man smells it and says: “I’ll have the beef steak with mash potatoes and gravy and some chocolate brownies for dessert”. The server brings him his food and the blind man enjoys his meal, pays the bill and leaves. Next week, the blind man goes back to the same restaurant. The server recognizes him and wanting to see how good the blind man’s sense of smell is, he goes to the kitchen and asks his wife, Brenda, for a spoon. He instructs his wife, Brenda, to rub the spoon all over her private parts and so she does. The server hands the dirty spoon to the blind man. The blind man takes a whiff and says: “I didn’t know Brenda worked here”

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