The prison escapee

A man who escaped from prison where he’s been for the past 15 years breaks into a house and discovers a young couple in bed together. He drags the husband out of bed and ties him to a chair and then he ties the wife to the bed and gets on top of her he then kisses her neck and gets back up and goes to the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband says to his wife - “Listen honey this man looks like he means business he’s obviously not seen a woman for years and going by the way he kissed your neck he sure as hell likes you so please just do as he asks and as much as you’re probably going to hate it just close your eyes and be strong honey and remember that I love you and we may just avoid being killed tonight”. - “He wasn’t kissing my neck he was whispering in my ear that he is gay and thinks that you’re cute and then he asked me if we had any Vaseline so I told him he’d find some in the bathroom, so just close your eyes and be strong and remember that I love you too “