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A man and a woman were going to marry

but tragedy struck, and the couple were murdered right before the love struck idiots could marry. The couple went to heaven after their demise. They asked an angel if they could marry in heaven, the angel said that he would go check and he went away for ten months. The couple waited patiently for the angel but during the time they waited they asked each other what would happen if the marriage failed so they decided that when the angel came back, they would ask him if they could divorce in heaven. He came back and tol that they could get married, they thanked him and then asked him if they could divorce in heaven. The angel got mad and started insulting them. When the couple asked why he was so pissed, he responded that it was already a pain in the ass to find a priest, so imagine the pain it would be to find a lawyer.

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