I met a pirate at the bar…
Me: Excuse me sir, are you a pirate? Pirate: Rrrrrr, indeed I am matey! Me: Wow, I have never met a pirate before, what’s your name? Pirate: Ahhh, me crew named me after two great sea tales, Black Beard the mighty pirate and the great Moby Dick! Me: *hesitating to ask* so what do I call you then? Pirate: Me name is Moby Beard!!
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