A man walks into a bar and meets a bar tender.
"are you ok?" Asked the bar tender. "No, my wife and I got a divorce. And I also got in a fight." Answered the man. "Did the person you fought did this?" Asked the bar tender. "Yes" he replied. "Who were you fighting?" "My wife."
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