Another talking animal joke…

A farmer is sitting on his porch when a man in a suit and tie walks up to the door. Man: “Could I speak to your dog?” Farmer: “Dogs don’t talk, stranger, but go ahead.” The man turns to the dog and asks him how he likes the farm. Dog: “I love it here! My owner gives me lots of treats and plays with me.” The farmer is stunned, and he wipes his brow. Man: “Farmer, can I speak to your cow?” Farmer: “W-well, cows don’t speak but go ahead.” The man walks up to the cow and asks her how she likes the farm. Cow: “It’s lovely here. I get sunshine and all the grass I could possibly eat.” By now, the farmer is trembling and sweating heavily. Man: “Farmer, can I speak to your sheep?” Farmer: “NO! WHATEVER THAT SHEEP SAYS IS A GODDAMN LIE!”