The little boy and the pastor

A little boy in a small town in middle America is sitting on the steps of a church with an open can of turpentine. Silently sitting there squeezing the can and forcing the fluid to bubble thru the top and then settle back in. The pastor arrives at the church and says “what have you got there my boy?” The boy says “the most powerful fluid in the world; turpentine”. The pastor retorts “I’m afraid that’s not so. Holy water is the most powerful fluid in the world. If you run it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby”. Not convinced, the little boy responds “that’s nothin. You rub turpentine on a cat’s butt and he’ll pass a Bugatti Vehyron!”