I have decided not to make sexist or drug jokes from now, rather will give stock market and business advice...

I have decided not to make sexist or drug jokes from now, rather will give stock market and business advice... Its a good time to buy condom companies stocks, as condom sales are gonna double in the coming time. With abortion illegal people are gonna use two condoms at once. Also maybe buy a large stock of drugs, because women who cannot get abortion will need them during depression.