Happily ever after

Bob was tired of being single but he was extremely insecure about his dick. He decided to join a church and woo a really shy woman to make his wife. He found a decent woman who showed up to church every Sunday. She was quiet and always kept to herself. After a year of dating her she agreed to marry him. Bob had remained a gentlemen up until his wedding night and he was ready to go. After the wedding reception they were alone in the hotel suite and Bob whipped out his unit. He asked his giggling wife, “Do you know what this is?” His new bride whispered shyly, “It’s a pee-pee.” Bob proclaimed with confidence, “This is a cock, sweetheart.” The blushing bride answered, “No. A cock is 12 inches long and black. And I can barely fit my mouth around it!”