A man walks into a bar with a small man on his shoulder

He slaps down 5 $100 dollar bills and yells "drinks for everyone". A cheer goes up. The bartender goes up and down the bar filling drinks. The little man jumps off his shoulder and runs up and down the bar kicking over all the drinks. The man shakes his head and slaps down another $500 "drinks for everyone" he says. Once again the bartender pours all the drink. The little man jumps off his shoulders and kicks over all the drinks. The man shakes his head and slaps down another $500 "drinks for everyone" he says. Just a minute buddy, the bartender says, what the hell is going on here. Well the man says, I was walking on the beach and I came across a lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared. He told me that I had three wishes. First I wished for unlimited wealth. As you can see, I have as much money as I could possible want. Second I wished for a beautiful women and she appeared, the most gorgeous women I have ever seen. Third, I wished for a 12" prick and there he is.