Tragedy at the Guinness factory
One night, a woman answers the door to see her husband’s best friend, Paddy, standing on the doorstep. “Hello Paddy, where is my husband? He said he was going to the Guinness factory with you.” Paddy shakes his head. “Ah, Mrs McMillen, there was a terrible accident at the factory, your husband fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned.” Mrs McMillen starts crying. “Oh don’t tell me that, did he at least go quickly?” Paddy shakes his head. “Not really – he got out three times to go to the toilet.”
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