Dwarf Buys a Racehorse

A Dwarf with a hairlip finds a racehorse for sale so he goes to see it. He tells the man selling the horse that he will have to be lifted up to see what he needs to see, the man agrees. the Dwarf says " furst i need ta see de eawrs" the man lifts him up and the Dwarf says "vewy nice vewy nice pewfect fo a wacehorse" the Dwarf then asks to see the eyes and the man lifts him up getting a little annoyed. the Dwarf says " vewy nice vewy nice pewfect eyes fo a wacehorse" the Dwarf says " i need to see the teef and thats all" the man now extremely angry, lifts him up the Dwarf says " vewy nice vewy shawp vewy nice teef fo a wacehorse" the man puts the Dwarf down and the Dwarf says " thewre is one mo fing i need to see, i would like to see hew twat" The man now really angry says " good here ya go" lifts the horses tail and shoves the Dwarf right in there. The Dwarf lands on the ground wipes his face and says " let me wephwase mysewf, i would like to see her wun awound da twack."