A man donates blood to save his wife.
In a life or death situation a man gives his wife blood to keep her alive. However, a few months later they get divorced. At the divorce hearing the man demands his blood back. After receiving a tampon to the face, he yells angrily, "What the fuck was that?!" To which the wife replies. "That was my first monthly payment"
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