A White American Man is sitting in a bar

He is suddenly transported to another world. He looks around and realizes that he is surrounded by his ancestors. He heads over to a man in a top hat and monocle and asks, “Who are you?” The man looks at him and says “Well, I am your English ancestor.” The American than asks “What aspect of my personality is from you?” The Englishman than answers, “Well I gave you my good English manors!” The American than thanks him. He than sees a man with a bushy mustache and asks who he is. “We’ll I am your Italian ancestor,” the mustached man says, “and I gave you the ability to cook. Just like Italy your cooking is superior to all others.” The American thanks him. The American than sees a man and approaches him and asks “Where are you from?” The man than replies, “Well I’m from Ireland.” The confused American says, “Wait I’m not part Irish.” The Irishman laughs and says “Well you were in a bar and started seeing ghosts, so you must be Irish.”