A terrified mother called 911

"Help me!" she said. "My son just swallowed a fork!" The 911 operator told her not to worry and that he would send over an ambulance right away. "What should I do until it arrives?" the mother asked him. "Use a spoon"

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A terrified mother called 911

"Help me!" she said. "My son just swallowed a fork!" The 911 operator told her not to worry and that he would send over an ambulance right away. "What should I do until it arrives?" the mother asked him. "Use a spoon"

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