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A guy goes to a sex shop in Egypt

A guy goes to a sex shop in Egypt, he sees an old man standing there so he goes and asks his: So what sort of services do you guys have here? The old man replies: we have everything what do you want? The man reluctantly asks: so how much for a blowjob? That’s 50 dollars, the old man replies, “How about anal sex, how much is that?”, The old man replies: that’s 100 dollars. Filled with arousal the man asks: okay, so tell me how much is a pussy? The old man replies: if you want pussy you have to cone tomorrow, it’s our first day today and I’m the only one on this shift.

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