Around christmas time there is this little girl riding her bike

a policeman on a horse stops her and says "you got this from Santa?"  yeah  he says "Next time tell him to give it with a reflector. Fine $5" fine. Is your horse from santa?  he says"Why, yes."  next time tell him that asses go at the back and not on top

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Around christmas time there is this little girl riding her bike

a policeman on a horse stops her and says "you got this from Santa?" &#x200B; yeah &#x200B; he says "Next time tell him to give it with a reflector. Fine $5" fine. Is your horse from santa? &#x200B; he says"Why, yes." &#x200B; next time tell him that asses go at the back and not on top

Wahts your opinion?

a policeman on a horse stops her and says "you got this from Santa?" yeah he says "Next time tell him to give it with a reflector. Fine $5" fine. Is your horse from santa? he says"Why, yes." next time tell him that asses go at the back and not on top