A guy walks into an automobile dealership
A Russian man walks into a car dealership to buy a new car. The salesman says, "I am sorry sir but due to the war and sanctions all cars are back-ordered. We have a waiting list, but it is so full that it will take 10 years to get you a new car." So the man shrugs his shoulders and says, "I may as well get on the list. Can I pre-pay?" The salesman responds, "Yes, of course sir. Please take this form, fill it out, then pay our finance department. Come back exactly 10 years from today and pick up your car." The buyer asks, "Morning or afternoon?" The salesman is a bit taken aback and says, "Sir, it is *ten years* from today. Why do you care if it is morning or afternoon?" The buyer replies, "Because the plumber is coming in the afternoon, so I need a morning appointment."
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