A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…

Kid: I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.” Worker: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate Kid: Ok, make it a scoop of raspberry and a scoop of chocolate Worker: Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla? Kid: Sure. V-A-N Worker: Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry? Kid: Sure. S-T-R-A-W Worker: Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate? Kid: There is no FUCK in chocolate Worker: That’s what I’m trying to tell you!