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A Chinese, American, Filipino, and a Mexican were on a boat going out traveling.

The captain of the boat was alarmed that the boat was slowly sinking and ordered his men to throw out whatever they don’t need. The Chinese threw out all his rice and the captain asks “why’d you do that?” To which he replied “back home we have lots” captain said ok. The Mexican threw out all the tamales and the captain asked “why’d you do that?” And he said “back home we have lots” the captain said “alright” The Filipino rounded up the dogs and threw them overboard and the captain shouted “why would u do that” and he said “back home we have lots” the captain said “fine” The American picked up the Mexican and threw him overboard. The captain yelled “why the hell” the American said “don’t worry we have plenty back home too”

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