A hooker picks up a guy at an NRA convention….
A hooker picks up a guy at an NRA convention. She tells him, “You can tell a lot about a guy from the taste of his dick. Rastafarian dicks taste like weed. Firefighter dicks taste a little Smokey. Had a farmer from Nebraska last night whose dick tasted like corn on the cob.” The NRA guy asked, “Well what does NRA dick taste like?” The hooker said, “I don’t know. Their ducks keep hitting my front tooth.”
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