A blonde gets on a plane

A blonde woman gets on a plane headed to New York City. As she boards the plane the flight attendant points to her seat near the back of the plane. As she is boarding though she thinks to herself, “I’m awesome and I deserve to be in first class”. So she takes one of the seats up front. The flight attendant sees this and goes up to the woman and says, “Excuse me miss but your seat is back there, you can’t sit here as you did not pay for it.” The blonde responds, “But I am beautiful and amazing and I deserve to be in first class.” Frustrated the flight attendant gets one of the other attendants to try to move her with the same result. This goes on and on until all of the flight attendants have tried to no avail. Eventually they decide to ask the pilot to talk to her to see if he has more success. All the flight attendants watch as the pilot walks up and says one sentence to the woman. The woman immediately jumps up and runs to her assigned seat. The flight attendants are astonished and ask, “What did you say to her? We tried everything!” The pilot responds, “I told her the back of the plane was going to New York and the front was going to Chicago”