Funny Blonde Joke

There were 3 construction workers, working on a high-rise building. An Italian, a Mexican and a Blonde. They always eat lunch together. On Mon, Tue, Wed and Thu, the Italian guy has meatballs for lunch. On Thursday the Italian guy says, “If I get meatballs again on Friday, I’m going to jump off of this building and kill myself!” On Friday he opens his lunch and says, “It’s spaghetti! Thank God! I don’t have to kill myself!” On Mon, Tue, Wed and Thu, the Mexican guy has tacos for lunch. On Thursday the Mexican guy says, “If I get tacos again on Friday, I’m going to jump off of this building and kill myself!” On Friday he opens his lunch and says, “It’s enchiladas! Thank God! I don’t have to kill myself!” On Mon, Tue, Wed and Thu, the Blonde guy has a sandwich for lunch. On Thursday the Blonde guy says, “If I get a sandwich again on Friday, I’m going to jump off of this building and kill myself!” On Friday he opens his lunch and it’s another sandwich. He jumps off of the building and kills himself. They called his wife and told her the bad news. His wife asked, “What happened?!” They explained. She said, “I don’t understand. He makes his own lunches.”