A man faced execution by firing squad and was asked by the officer in charge if he had any last words...

Safely behind his men, the officer shouted, "SQUAD! PREPARE TO FIRE ON MY MARK! I WILL COUNT DOWN AND GIVE THE ORDER TO FIRE! PRISONER, DO YOU HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS? THREE!" The prisoner said, "Yes sir, I do." The officer shouted, "WHAT ARE THEY? TWO! The prisoner shouted "ABOUT..... FACE!" The officer shouted "FIRE!"