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Jill sees a gorilla in a tree in her yard

So she calls the police informing them of what she has seen. The dispatch informed her to use the phone book to find a gorilla catcher near her. Sure enough there is a section of gorilla catchers. So she calls and one arrives at her property. Bob shows up with handcuffs, pit bull, and a shotgun. So bob explains to Jill that he will need her help. He will climb up the tree. Shake the tree until the gorilla falls and the dog will go for the gorillas crotch. The gorilla will be in so much pain that you will be able to easily handcuff the gorilla. So bob is about to climb up when jill ask what about the shotgun. Bob says “oh I forgot the most important part, sometimes while shaking the tree, I may fall off instead. If that’s the case I need you to shoot the f’ing dog”

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