Whizzinator

An African American man goes to a store that sells Wizzinators (prosthetic penis with a pee pouch, used to pass a pee test) The salesperson shows him a white skinned Wizzinator and tells him, this is all we have in stock Customer: That’s never going to work! Salesperson: I’ll throw in some black shoe polish, no one will know the difference. Customer: okay, I’ll take 3, can you throw in something I can use to fasten them together?