A rich man and a poor man were waiting to cross the street.
It was Christmas time and the poor man asked the rich man what he got his wife for Christmas. The rich man told him he got her a new car, a diamond necklace and trip to Fiji. He then asks the poor man what he got his wife. He said “I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.” The rich man asks “why a dildo?” Poor man replies “because if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself.”
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