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A group of housewives were discussing “how to cheer up their husbands…”

The first lady says, “I cheer him up with a full belly! Whenever he is grumpy, I give him food and that sometimes cheers him up.” The second lady says, “I cheer him up with beer! Whenever he is grumpy, I get him drunk and that sometimes cheers him up.” The third lady says, “I make my husband walk around my house.” Perplexed, the other housewives asked, “What?! How does that make him happy?” To which the third housewife replied, “Every day he walks through my front door really grumpy. So I tell him to get going to the back door and enter from there. Every single time he does so with a huge smile on his face.” The first wife tried it, the second wife tried it, and both came back with the same result. And they all lived happily ever after. Moral of the story - no matter how your man is feeling, letting him come in your back door will put a smile on his face every time.

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