Two Russian Guys are Drinking Round a Campfire

Discussing the ongoing situation in Ukraine. As the vodka continues to flow, the conversation gets more and more patriotic and they decide they need to do their bit for the war effort. So they decided to build a missile and launch it at Ukraine. They get an old septic tank, fill it with gunpowder and fertiliser, put a cone and some fins on it, point it in the vague direction of Ukraine and light the fuse. Once the fuse reaches the gunpowder the missile explodes in place flinging them both into the forest. Wrapped around a tree, bloodied and missing various limbs, one of them looks at the other and says. “If it fucked us so bad here, just imagine the carnage in Ukraine!”