Amber Heard’s rich ex dies.
He wants to take his fortune with him, so before dying, he entrusts his entire fortune of 3 billion dollars to his doctor, his best friend and Amber with a request to put the money in his casket when he’s buried. During the funereal, the doctor comes and puts $ 990 million in the casket. He then weeps and begs forgiveness; he kept $ 10 million to aid refugees from the Ukrainian war. The best friend also puts in $ 990 million, he begs forgiveness as he kept $ 10 million to feed the homeless in America. At this, Amber stands up; she is outraged at such indecency and gives a fiery speech shaming both the doctor and the best friend until all the attendees are up on their feet, clapping for Amber and booing the doctor and the best friend. The doctor and the best friend, already remorseful, puts the $ 20 million they had withheld into the coffin and apologise profusely. Amber goes to the casket, picks up the entire $ 2 billion from the casket, says: “I pledge $ 3 billion to my ex in his afterlife” and walks away.
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