Lottery

Guy is sitting alone in his house watching tv and envious of the latest person who just won the lottery. " God, I wish I could win the lottery" Another few weeks goes by and again someone else wins the lottery. "God, I wish I could win the lottery" Another month goes by and still another person wins the lottery. "God, I wish I could win the lottery" That same minute a loud clap of thunder and the Heavens open up. In this bright angelic light comes a voice....... " Dude, work with me. Buy a damn ticket"