A man finds a magic lamp

A man finds a magic lamp, and after he rubs it a genie appears. “I am the Great Genie, you have three wishes, what would your first wish be?” “I wish for my crush to like me back” The genie then proceeds to hand the man the Bible. “Why the fuck would you give me a bible, I asked for my crush to like me.” “What your asking for is a miracle, I’m a Ge-nie NOT GE-ESUS”