Johnny had wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she was with someone else.
One day he just walked up to her and said “Let me screw you for 100 dollars” but she said no. “Come on it’ll be fast” he said “I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend over to pick it up and I’ll be done by the time you’ve picked it up” After thinking it over she says “Ok, let me ask my boyfriend first”. So she calls him and he says “Ask him for 400 dollars and pick it up very fast, there’s no way he can make it in time”. Well she agrees and tells him so. After half an hour she never called her boyfriend, after 45 minutes though he calls her and asks how it went. She screamed at him “The bastard used coins” So here’s a management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed
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