The local dictator...

...ruling for 30 years holds a vote for the Ruler Master Captain every year, but this day, instead of the usual 102% he received only 94% as the result of a giant leaflet campaign. As retribution, the dictator reduced the population to 94% and introduced a new form of rule, "relative democracy", in which he has 3 votes and everyone else has none. Our government, which issued the leaflet campaign, applauds his voting results, now receiving only 66% of the votes. "Democracy has been restored, we can stop with the heavy blows." said the president.