The Hebrews fled from Egypt and were searching for the promised land.

Moses said “load up the camel, and ready the ass, we’re oft to the promised land!” They traveled first to the Levant. There the Palestinians said “this land is our land, please move along. “Load up the camel and ready the ass, this is not the promised land” Moses says. They travel next to Russia. The tsar says “you may live here but only in the poorest places and you cannot have only the poorest professions.” “Load up the camel and ready the ass, this isn’t the promised land.” Moses says. They come next to Sweden. “Welcome! Here is free healthcare, your own section of all our cities, guaranteed jobs, and zero expectation of learning our language or adopting our culture.” The Swedish people say. “Light up a camel and let’s sit on our ass, we’ve reached the promised land!”