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Anybody caught breaking the rule...

**Anybody caught breaking the rule will be fined.** **On the first day of university the Dean is addressing the students, pointing out some of the rules.** **“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and the male dormitory for the female students.** **Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.”** **He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time, will cost you $180. Are there any questions?** **”At this point, a male student in the crowd asked, “How much for a season ticket?”**

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