An American man gets married to a British woman.

Before the big night, his father tells him "Tonight I want you to carry your wife in your arms to show her that the US is a strong nation. Then I want you to throw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation. And finally, I want you to take off your clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.” After the big night the father asks his son, “So, how did it go?” “Well, I carried her in my arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.” "Good!" “Then I threw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.” “Yeah!" “And then I took off my clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.” “Very Good! And then what did you do?" “I jacked off in front of her.” “Wait….What?!? Why would you do that?" "To show her that the US is a free and independent nation!"